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OK so you know hte deal, the audio forum I post at got butthurt and gave me a vacation for asking a simple question.

http://www.stevemeadedesigns.com/boa…dpost&p=759543

Read down from that post. And if I seemed like I was hatin on him please tell me.
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Some of you know I work for a local restaurant in Branson MO. I’m the lead maintenance man. I have been with this restaurant for almost 2 years and I still find it amusing at how people act at fast food restaurants.

Last Friday we had a thunderstorm blow between eight and nine in the morning. I was outside during the lunch rush picking up stuff that had blown around and trying to get things cleaned up. I had finally stopped raining around twelve. One of the ladies I work with walked up to me and we was chatting about some stuff when this woman comes outside and tells her friend in their truck “I’m not doing that shit again!” Her friend asks why? She responded with “this old guy got pissed cause I got our food first and he only had one sandwich.” At which point the older guy walks out the door ans says”You think your a smartass huh?” The first girls says”NOPE but I do know I got my food before you did ASSHOLE!” At which point I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. I went inside to find out what had happened and the manager on duty said apparently the girls order was handed out first and the older guy got upset and chewed her and the girl at the counter out.

DUMBASS

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Ok so this past weekend I was surfing Craiglist and ran across a 1985 Kawasaki 110 3 wheeler. I have been wanting a old 3 wheeler for a while and the price wasn’t to bad so I made the 2 hour trek to take a look at it. When I got there I looked it over and didn’t see anything wrong visually so I took it for a spin. Man I don’t remember those old bikes having that much power! I rode it back to the guys house and we chatted a bit and I made a offer to him he accepted it and we went in his shop to finish the deal. After I paid him he handed me 40 bucks back and told me use this to get the new brake cables. We went out and he grabbed his ramps and we loaded the bike in my truck.

So I headed home road it around for a little bit. The next day a friend came by to pick up a program I was giving him. I was showing it to him and let him take it for a ride. He found a trail near my house and was fartin around on it. I was kinda worried as one of the hills near my house is really tricky to negotiate in a car much less on three wheels. So I headed down to check on him and seen him cuttin the trail. He noticed me walking his way and I could see he was laughing. I headed down the hill to see why he hadn’t made it back up yet. He was telling me he couldn’t get the bike to come back up it would get about half way up and then die.

He just wasn’t heavy enough to get it up the hill. I made it tot he top with no problem. I was going to give him a ride back up and we almost had a accident…it was funny at the time and even more funny now when we talk about it. I gave him a ride back to my house and we talked a bit and he had to leave. I decided I was going to go check out the path he was talking about. I headed down the hill and its kinda scary but fun at the same time. I rode around checking things out when I found a creek…well rode through the creek! I made it across no problem, rode the trails a bit and headed back to the house. Well the trip back across wasn’t as easy it stalled on me about half way across LOL so I had to push it to the bank and get it restarted.

I changed my pants and shoes and headed back out to tool around for a lil bit longer. I found a shallower spot to cross the creek and was using it to hone my creek crossing skills. I had went exploring earlier in the day and decided I couldn’t cross from the path to the other side because the creek was deeper and I wouldn’t be able to just zoom across because of the rocky path leading tot he creek. I figured out later there was a cross-able spot and was able to link up the to trails. So I cut up both paths for a little bit and then headed back home for the evening.

Yesterday being Monday I had to work so I was looking forward all day to be able to head home and hit the trail again. Only when I got home I realized I had a flat tire and was really too tired to mess with going to get it repaired. So I put it off until today. Went to the tire shop the fixed it and I headed back home to cut some mud. I had dome things to take care of first and then I headed down to the trail. I run the one area for a bit and realized I needed fuel so I went to the gas station got some fuel and headed back to the trails. This time I decided I’m crossing that creek in the other spot and almost made it across! but I must have let off the throttle or something cause it stalled and I had to push it out of the water AGAIN. This time it took a bit to get it restarted and I was starting to wonder if I was going to be able to get it started. But I did and headed down the trail I crossed the creek to hit the other path and run it for a bit. I was riding slower looking for a way to try and ride up the creek bed when I seen a mud pit and thought OHHH FUN. SO I headed right for the mud puddle I was going slow enough that once I hit it and gassed the crap out I was able to up shift twice. The first time I shifted I did a 540 and threw mud everywhere! I was laughing so hard that when I shifted again I ended up throwing up a roster tail. I had mud all over me. I thought GOOD LORD THAT WAS RUN I WANT TO DO IT AGAIN. So I turned around and headed back through the mud puddle. This time I didn’t spin out just threw mud EVERYWHERE AGAIN! I did that two more times then decided I needed to head hoe before it got too dark. Once I got back up the hill there was a sheriff driving by and stopped me to talk to me for a minute or two and we chatted about the bike and he headed out and I headed to the house.

I loaded the bike because I need to take it to get some things priced on it tomorrow. But I did take a couple pictures of it semi creek cleaned. I didn’t get a picture of myself because I rinsed off out side so I wouldn’t have mud all over the house so no pictures of a mud covered me LOL!!

This is funny and crazy both at the same time.

So I was at the doctoer today(another story) and was looking at theonion.com and ran across this story.

Charles Barkely FINALLY get that blow job. Yea your reading that right!

I was so intruged at this I read the whole damn thing on my lovely phone

My phone for now

Damn that must have been one helluva blow job!